daniel jack

I've had my fill
Of getting nil
And losing every game.
We used to score
A goal or more,
But now things aren't the same.

Weeks since we've scored
The fans are bored
Our atrikers face the sack.
And every week
More goals we leak
We're hopeless at the back.

We can't attract
The stands aren't packed
Statistics have revealed,
Last game, I guess,
The crowd was less
Than players on the field.

Results are bad,
The worst we've had,
We're stuck in bottom place.
So, much maligned,
We've all resigned,
To lessen the disgrace.

I don't know what to do
About my leaky shoe.
I'll mend it by and by,
Till then I hope it's dry

Hey diddle diddle,
The cat did a piddle
All overthe kitchen floor.
Boy how we laughed,
To see such fun,
So the cat went and piddled some more

My mobile phone,
I'm ne'er alone,
Wherever I may go.
My spirit falls,
When someone calls,
It does annoy me so.

I'd like to be a glow worm,
Cos glow worms don't do glum.
You never can be grumpy,
When the Sun shines out your bum

April brings the Tax Man
Knocking at my door.
Sends me his "Assessment"
Chills me to the core.
All year long I work hard,
Doing what I can.
Then comes retribution,
From this spiteful man.
Still I know deep down that,
I will have to pay.
Doesn't make it easy,
Come the fateful day.

Time, like steam, you cannot hold,
Through the years our lives unfold.
Ever quicker psssing by,
Ever stop to ponder why,
Though they're sound of limb and lung,
Life is wasted on the young?

The snack I love the most?
Crisp bacon, served with toast.
Brown sauce enhances taste,
There's never any waste.

Watch Formula One,
You blinked, they've gone.

No crash first bend,
My interest ends.

Cos after that,
It's all so flat.

Boredom begins,
Who cares who wins.

This morning at quarter to nine,
I opened a bottle of wine.
At quarter past ten,
I did it again,
By lunchtime, my life was just fine.