This blog will be home to the mainly humorous verse penned by Daniel Jack. It will be regularly added to,in the hope that readers will always find something new to enjoy.All work on this blog is original,
and remains the copyright of Daniel Jack. Verses can be written to order for specific people, for specific occasions. Email norman02@eco.unioffice.co.uk with your enquiry
There was a man who was absurd,
He thought he could fly like a bird.
Cheered on by thousands of people,
As he leaped from the steeple,
His tomb states the date it occurred. more…
When I were a lad
It were quite bad
But now I'm older
I can't remember a damn thing about any of it let alone what the last line of this was going to be more…
Sorry DJ. Shows I only read the post! (Corporates take note) Hadn't read your header/banner/whatever it's called. I like the words you use, does it take you a long while to get the whole thing as you like it? more…
Are you a poet? Your style may be a little romanticism and a little pessimism and a little humorousim and a little realism and a little otherism! Thanks for your poems! more…
hye man good one .can u brief,in what circumstance u wrote this.
one more thing that i dont know why this poem gives me a calm fealing.It dont made me scare more…
Exellent subject I have looked for things like this many times and it is very rare to see them. Hope you keepm it going and keep joe public informed. Any advice given is brilliant. more…
This so tugged at the memory of struggling to raise three children alone, each year trying to make Christmas good for them knowing that you could not afford to get them what other kids were getting. Spending all year paying for Christmas from the year before just so you could see their faces light up when they got at least one of their wishes grant more…
I recon you are not into the tradition that whenever a miracle happens, we need to kill something (if not someone) and eat it (not the someone of course) :> more…
Recent comments (30)
In response to: "MY BIRDMAN BROTHER" 372 days old
by Alex Fogerty [Visitor]
There was a man who was absurd,
He thought he could fly like a bird.
Cheered on by thousands of people,
As he leaped from the steeple,
His tomb states the date it occurred. more…
In response to: "MY VINE" 559 days old
by The_Walrus Pro
...and he can shtill type! more…
In response to: "MY FAVOURITE SNACK" 591 days old
by mhenmhen [Member]
me i i love to eat fruits more…
In response to: "INFLATION" 606 days old
by The_Walrus Pro
When I were a lad
It were quite bad
But now I'm older
I can't remember a damn thing about any of it let alone what the last line of this was going to be more…
In response to: "WASTE NOT WANT NOT" 608 days old
by jenray Pro
Still live like that...hate waste...big hugs... more…
In response to: "WAITING FOR DOCTOR" 632 days old
by 07norman46 [Member]
thank you for your comment. Alberta does sound much like the U.K. more…
In response to: "WAITING FOR DOCTOR" 633 days old
by Neonjake [Member]
Totally cute, are you sure you don't live in Alberta Canada. We have major doctor shortages here.
TTFN
Jake more…
In response to: "FEBRUARY WEATHER" 636 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]
Sorry DJ. Shows I only read the post! (Corporates take note) Hadn't read your header/banner/whatever it's called. I like the words you use, does it take you a long while to get the whole thing as you like it? more…
In response to: "FEBRUARY WEATHER" 636 days old
by 07norman46 [Member]
yes, as bad as they are, they're all original. more…
In response to: "FEBRUARY WEATHER" 636 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]
Nice. One of your own? more…
In response to: "SNOW OVERNIGHT" 650 days old
by chaochao [Member]
Are you a poet? Your style may be a little romanticism and a little pessimism and a little humorousim and a little realism and a little otherism! Thanks for your poems! more…
In response to: "WRITING" 653 days old
by UnconventioanlWoman [Member]
I very much enjoyed reading this. more…
In response to: "EXCUSES" 654 days old
by mywoman [Member]
well I think I know what you mean. I thought just woman has excuse but man too. more…
In response to: "ASHES" 668 days old
by csharma [Member]
hye man good one .can u brief,in what circumstance u wrote this.
one more thing that i dont know why this poem gives me a calm fealing.It dont made me scare
more…
In response to: "LUCKY ME" 675 days old
by The_Walrus Pro
Always check before you send
So that your smlie will never end. more…
In response to: "OPENING UP" 675 days old
by ranfuchs Pro
Each time someone falls in love
there is a spark of good
the world’s beauty is released
last long just wish it would more…
In response to: "CHRISTMAS CANDLES" 688 days old
by Jackson [Visitor]
Exellent subject I have looked for things like this many times and it is very rare to see them. Hope you keepm it going and keep joe public informed. Any advice given is brilliant. more…
In response to: "CHRISTMAS CANDLES" 689 days old
by beryl003 [Visitor]
a good posted
http://www.btbnt.com
pls have a look more…
In response to: "A POOR BOYS CHRISTMAS" 691 days old
by 07norman46 [Member]
Thank you for your kind comments, and, yes, I was writing from experience. I hope you have a very happy and peaceful Christmas. more…
In response to: "A POOR BOYS CHRISTMAS" 691 days old
by lyndlj [Member]
This so tugged at the memory of struggling to raise three children alone, each year trying to make Christmas good for them knowing that you could not afford to get them what other kids were getting. Spending all year paying for Christmas from the year before just so you could see their faces light up when they got at least one of their wishes grant more…
In response to: "KINDNESS TO TURKEYS" 693 days old
by 07norman46 [Member]
No, I'm just an old softy really more…
In response to: "KINDNESS TO TURKEYS" 693 days old
by ranfuchs Pro
I recon you are not into the tradition that whenever a miracle happens, we need to kill something (if not someone) and eat it (not the someone of course) :> more…
In response to: "JAPAN COSTS" 697 days old
by ranfuchs Pro
For an English meal
you could get a good deal,
and buy a whole town
in the country of Bhutan.
For a price of British Coke,
You can buy a Burmese dock.
And with the remaining change
An Afghan golf range. more…
In response to: "JAPAN COSTS" 697 days old
by 07norman46 [Member]
Thank you. Please spread the word . more…
In response to: "JAPAN COSTS" 697 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]
Glad I found your blog...good stuff! more…
In response to: "JAPAN COSTS" 697 days old
by 07norman46 [Member]
I know, but UK and Afghanistan don't rhyme more…
In response to: "JAPAN COSTS" 697 days old
by ranfuchs Pro
and yet, UK is more expensive more…
In response to: "THE UNWANTED OLD" 705 days old
by la_spice [Member]
So very true (as are all your poems!) more…
In response to: "AN ELEPHANTS MISFORTUNE" 717 days old
by 07norman46 [Member]
Thank you more…
In response to: "AN ELEPHANTS MISFORTUNE" 717 days old
by jenray Pro
oh, dear, what a miserably end...LOL...big hugs... more…