I went to a funeral,
A colleague had died.
Not too many liked him,
So nobody cried.
In fact, to be brutal,
At time of inter,
Myself, me, yours truly
Was the only one there.
The vicar said "Blimey,
Did he have no mates,
Or is there confusion
Regarding the date?
Can't wait, in a hurry,
I need to get on,
Let's hope all his family
Don't come when we've gone."
