daniel jack

My sisters wardrobe's filled with shoes,
But she's bereft of feet.
Which makes shoes difficult to wear,
And legs seem incomplete.

My brother hasn't any hands,
Unfortunate mishap.
You never know if he enjoys
A show, cos he can't clap.

My father hasn't got a nose,
You ask how "How does he smell?"
If you get close enough to him,
You very soon can tell.

My mother hasn't any hair,
She's bald and fat and big.
And cos she's also blind she has
Much trouble with her wig.

The only one among us,
Who's complete in every way,
Is me, and several working parts
Have started to decay.

I once knew a man who came out, he was gay.
And hadn't a clue what had made him that way.
He said "Some are shocked at the things I have done,
But I won't give it up, cos it's far too much fun."

There was a girl named Glenys Briggs
Who gave up booze and sex and cigs.
Her life was so devoid of fun,
She might as well have been a nun.