The mother issued one huge groan,
Her new born babe weighed 19 stone.
The midwife fainted to the floor,
The father (shocked right to the core)
Said "Really unprepared I am,
We're going to need a "superpram"
And vast supplies of everything,
A cot on heavy duty springs.
This isn't going to be much fun,
Now that I've sired a megason"
Posts archive for: 21 November, 2007
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BABY BIG
@ 2007-11-21 – 06:21:31
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MRS MURGATROYD
@ 2007-11-21 – 06:16:51
I know a Mrs Murgatroyd,
Who's troubled with her haemeroids.
They say she only rarely smiles.
It's difficult to smile with piles!!! -
SUMMER SUNSET
@ 2007-11-21 – 06:14:08
An orange Sun to Westward sets
A Summer evening ends.
Horizon hanging hologram,
So slowly it descends.Now dusk to darkness slowly turns,
All light has ebbed away.
That Sun from East will rise again,
To hale tomorrows day.
