daniel jack

I rise every morning at five,
And sometimes I'm almost alive!
I wash, then I shave, then I dress,
My public I need to impress.

I work at my office all day,
I'm getting on now, going grey.
I've done this for too many years,
I know it will all end in tears.

The doctor advised me to stop,
Or one day, quite soon, I'll just drop.

Then back home to dine with my wife,
It's not too exciting, my life.
I'm in bed a touch before ten
Tomorrow I'll do it again!!!

If God had wanted children
All to be as good as gold,
Then the world would be a very different place.
For which of us can manage
To suppress a knowing smile,
When we spot a cheeky grin on juniors face?

Which means he's just done something
But its not apparent what.
Cos he's not disposed to tell a mortal soul.
It remains his private secret,
Has he set some little trap?
Or will you end up falling down a hole?

As long as there are children,
Then there'll always be adults
Who the naughty kids will hurry to provoke.
And when the kids are questioned,
Was it they who did the deed?
They'll say "Yes, but only meant it as a joke!!!"