It's "Children in Need" time,
Same week every year.
I used to donate,but,
Right now I've a fear.
The organisation
Requesting my cash,
Is the one whos Blue Peter
Made such a big hash,
Of rigging a phone vote,
To pick a pets name.
Somehow reputations,
Just don't seem the same.
I'll disappoint Pudsey,
But my small amount,
I'm tempted to keep
In my own bank account.