@ 2007-11-01 – 08:14:35
The body's on the bathroom floor,
There's blood splashed on the walls.
There's need to hide much evidence
Before a policeman calls.
Realax, he won't come yet a while,
They always make you wait.
They're busy stopping motorists,
You've time to decorate.
And if at length they do convict,
They only issue fines
To murderers, jail's only for
Those caught on yellow lines.
@ 2007-11-01 – 08:05:09
The doctor said he'd never seen
A case like mine before.
But from the way I limped,
He realised it must be sore.
He thought a while, then diagnosed,
There's one thing you must do.
Whenever you're out walking,
Don't wear just one shoe, wear two.
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